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Purposely posting a facebook status or commenting on a friend's status to invoke more comments. Also known as 'fishing for feedback'.
FB status: facebook fodder - Tell me about the worst driving you've ever seen
FB status: facebook fodder - I have 3k to spend on a week long vacation; any suggestions?
FB status: facebook fodder - When I first met her, her smile was like a question I wanted to spend the rest of my life answering.
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Someone who sends many friend requests too people that they have ZERO mutual friends with. Sends requests to people that live in the other side of the country, Takes a million photos and have many profile Picture. A person who rights a new status 5 minutes. Gets married multiple times and Always looking for attention, etc.
Hey I'm John Doe and a I'm a Facebook Fiend.
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when a person is talking B.S about some one but not in person.
1.) Ew she ugly and she cant sing she needa cover her face up with a bag so no one can see her ugly face and who cares if im facebook rapping
2.)Man i wish her ugly booty would go sit her frisky butt down man she kill me how she gonna be so ugly it should be a crime just ew and yes this is facebook rapping cause i cant say nun of dis crap in person but i can talk it over internet
above was some examples and btw i dont facebook rap it was just examples
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A person who takes normal comments as his insults and fights back by swearing other people to make them look big and winning.
Jack: Crashed my car !!
Dan:Dude,don worry ! Get a new one :P
Jack:Oh your fucking Dad will get me ? STFU asshole !
Dan:I was jus kiddin man. Don't get pissed
Jack:Thats what you become when dickheads like you talk.
Dan:Jeez ! what a facebook puppyball.
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One who can see through the facade of others' statuses, posts and comments on Facebook.
DB#1 - So what's up with you and Whatshername?
DB#2 - IDK, she seems cool and she's funny but always busts my balls if I don't post on her Wall for a day or two. Then she says she's only kidding. But me being the Facebook Whisperer and all, I know it's more than kidding.
DB#1 - She wants to fuck you.
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In an age of eye blistering and then popping and then reblistering and then calis forming sight inpairment forms of technology even facebook (fecesbook) is not amune. 3D face book is talking to someone of the telephone while messaging them on facebook. The ultimate experince for the facebook enthusiast.
john: hey tony have you heard of 3D facebook??
tony: no
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When one gets into an inescapable conversation on facebook about how meaningless facebook is.
Dave: Dude, I found my car
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*
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