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When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.
"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"
good ol' facebook inspect
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In an age of eye blistering and then popping and then reblistering and then calis forming sight inpairment forms of technology even facebook (fecesbook) is not amune. 3D face book is talking to someone of the telephone while messaging them on facebook. The ultimate experince for the facebook enthusiast.
john: hey tony have you heard of 3D facebook??
tony: no
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When one gets into an inescapable conversation on facebook about how meaningless facebook is.
Dave: Dude, I found my car
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*
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The art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can "keep it real" when she is deported back to her country of origin.
Joe was Facebook Joustin instead of working!
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A person, usually overweight & out-of-shape, that always posts on facebook when they're working out (& often exaggerates their accomplishments).
John: "Just finished 5 hours at the gym."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."
Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."
Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."
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When you nonchalantly change from your Myspace window in your computer to the Facebook window. Usually people are doing stuff they really shouldn't be doing on Myspace (as fun as that is) and Facebook is a good parent-friendly site. What they don't know, won't hurt them.
"Emily, what are you doing on the computer?"
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."
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when a person is talking B.S about some one but not in person.
1.) Ew she ugly and she cant sing she needa cover her face up with a bag so no one can see her ugly face and who cares if im facebook rapping
2.)Man i wish her ugly booty would go sit her frisky butt down man she kill me how she gonna be so ugly it should be a crime just ew and yes this is facebook rapping cause i cant say nun of dis crap in person but i can talk it over internet
above was some examples and btw i dont facebook rap it was just examples
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