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a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.
Where's tuffy?
OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....
This is the result of taking away one guy from a female albatross.
Mary is performing a flying spitroast... giving 2 guys a handjob, 1 a blowjob and the other is fucking her in the ass... thus she is 'flying' or 'airborne' !
A double Dutch rudder involving 5+men a female in the center that acts as a conductor of a symphony keeping it synced
Me and the boys from oc are gonna get a flying Dutchman going ,wanna join?
When a joint which is almost finished is put reversed between the lips by the giver and exhales deeply trough his hand into the mouth of the taker of the Flying Dutchman. This makes the taker feel like the Flying Dutchman.
Do you want a Flying Dutchman bruv?
Flying Dutchman?
Show him the Flying the Dutchman!