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A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.
The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.
When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.
Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.
Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.
I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.
I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.
My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.
Hitting on the less attractive girl of the group while occasionally paying attention to the hotter girl. This leads to the hotter girl questioning why she is not being hit on and will throw herself at you. Resulting in second hand game.
Guy 1: 'Dude, I was hitting on Rachelle and Laura ended up throwing herself at my feet'
Guy 2: 'Gotta love that second hand game'
To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.
Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!
Adjective: To be in with the "cool kids" through a much cooler significant other/friend
The only reason she's at this party is because she's second-hand cool