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The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.
You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?
The funniest, cutest boy you’ll ever meet. He’s short but not too short, and he’s like 4 months younger than you but that’s ok. His laugh makes you smile, and the pictures of him you have are the best in the world. His fedora makes him even cuter. He enjoys throwing knives, which is stupid. Nick (Nicholas) Seneys are super smart, and sort of obnoxious when they show you their grades, but you love them anyway. Nick knows morse code, which he will use constantly to prove he is better than you. They are truly the best people to ever walk the earth.
Girl: Hey Nick, what did you get on that test?
Nick Seney: Oh, I got a 93
Girl: NICK HOW
Nick Seney: What
Girl: I GOT AN 86
Nick Seney: Oh, … ..- -.-. -.- … / .-.. —- .-. / -.— —- ..-
A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
Another word for snacks
Person 1: Do you have any nick nacks?
Person 2: Yeah, what would you like? I have doritos, potato chips, crackers, etc.
A “Nick Danger” is a dude that is jovial, hilarious, stressed out and mysterious. Nick Danger’s tend to have irregularly small hands and short arms, so they may identify as a T- Rex. Nick Danger’s often refer to themselves in the third person by saying the following, “I’m Nick Danger Bitch!”.
Bro, look at this boisterous T-Rex looking ma’fucka, he must think he’s a Nick Danger!
Little fuck boy who flirts with girls who have a boyfriend.
Nick Mitchell is a annoying bitch.