This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.
Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th
National grab ass day
Boys grab boys and girls
Girl grab girls and boys
Why did you grab my ass
Cuz it’s November 5th
Tell your crush you like them day! If you don’t have one then ig u will stay single… :(
example:
Her: Hey !
Him: It’s November 5 !!!
Her: Oh yeah…. I uh like you..
Him: I LIKE YOU TOO!!
i made this side cause i know you’ll never get it <3
This day is national yet your best friend day so when you see your best friend yeet them
I love November 5
Get your jewish friend to give you head
Only if they have brown hair and though
The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it
Tall guy: Ayo Madyson
Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day
Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it
Madyson: fuck you
Write your friends a letter on how much they mean to you
You: Dear yn, our friendship means the world to me and I’m so glad I met you
Friend: why are you sending me this
You: Because it’s November 5