5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.
You have a crazy crush on them and they are a really good skier
Omg "if you put 5 fingers up in a photo". He likes me and I’m an amasing skier
When you take a shit in a little toilet and when you go to flush the terd swirls around it the bowl and slaps you on the underside of your cock and balls.
On the Shawnee location in WY Brandon shit in the shack and got a Shawnee high 5 from the kid sized toilet.
A term often used amongst high school students on the Sydney North Shore to refer to the clique of problematic students within a year group. These students are often characterised by trouble making and/or delinquent-like behaviour.
The term originated at one particular private girls’ school and has spread across multiple North Shore private schools since.
“The 5% got drunk at formal afters again.”
the demographic of Franciscan University students that genuinely don't want the best for you. they are never there for you when you need and will eventually stop talking to you altogether. they also only talk to girls if they're trying to get something out of them. they never ask people to grab a meal as way of getting to know them.
Brian: We should get lunch
Annaliese: ew weird, I'm creeped out right now
Briggs: you're just used to the 5%. welcome to the ninety-five
a really cool band song that gets stuck in your head during gym and you "jazzy kick" to it. I forgot all the girls so I just call them all monika
band teacher:we're doing mambo no. 5
me: a little bit of monnika by my side a little bit of monnika in my life a little bit of monnika all I need a little bit of monnika all I see
A term to use when you're in danger
Robber: give me all of your money
You: 5 star hotel in orlando
Robber: huh?
*You run away*