oh my god its a nigger

When you are suprised that there is a nigger

Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye

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WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD

somthing you say when a mad ugly person taps your shoulder, and your caught by surprise.

bob: *taps mans shoulder*
Man: WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD!! TAKE A SHOWER!!

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lmao (luh-may-oh)

a form of lmao (laugh my ass/arse off) that can be said in real life rather than just on the internet for comical effect.

sarah: 'i saw this thing on the tv about this really fat woman who put a fish under her breasts to defrost it then forgot about it and went to the doctor complaining of a lump she feared could be cancer she could feel in her breast. the doctor pulled out the fish and told her it was ok it was just a fish'

clive:'lmao'

lmao (luh-may-oh)

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Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

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Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?

If someone says fuck you say "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you". Then the person will regret it and you would've made them embarrassed and then you have won life.

Hey you wanna here a pussy joke?

Sure

Nvm you wouldn't get it

Fuck You

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?

*embarrassed*

Oh Great Messiah William Lester

The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends

Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

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