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When a person has been playing video games constantly for more than five hours and seems to be in a state of intoxication.
"Dude, I got one upped on Counter-Strike last night."
"You need therapy."
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A marijuana joint rolled in cigar paper, otherwise known as a Blunt.
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for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside
"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"
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When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.
Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.
To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.
Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!
A bald guy who can kill you in one punch
ONE PUUUUUUNCH
*The One Punch Man intro "The Hero" of JAM Project sounds in the backround*
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