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Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.
My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.
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to repeatedly slap someone with the palm and back of your hand.
He wasnt listening so I had to give him a fifty hand slap
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When you're giving it to your girl and she's moaning loud but you dont want the landlords to be woken up, you slap her and she shuts up.
Tara and I were fuckin hard last night, someone pounded on the wall, so I gave her the ole fuck-n-slap! she shut up!
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basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.
„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“
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As one human being runs and jumps with massive force . kicks the target with both feet and As the opponent tries to block or dodge/parry you target his Earline and swing both hands simultaneously and gives a skull throbbing Slap
Warning : Doing this might end up being a double KO or Death for the target party!
Best performed by Crazy people and Zohan
Paul: John give back my 1 gram of cocaine
John : Fuck off
Paul : ( Takes a step back)
John : what now?
Paul : Hands out a Flying kick slap
2 weeks later
Rudi : hey man going to johns funeral after that Flying kick slap you gave him
Paul : i suppose so !
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When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
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When you come out on the wrong end of a deal or situation. A situation that is definitely not in your favor. Kind of like having an old man molest you in the shower.
Man I just got a letter from the IRS. Dude! they totally hit me with the Sandusky Skin Slap!! cornholed
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