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The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!
Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
When you (as a girl) are getting down and dirty and right before he's about to bust you stick your finger in his b-hole and he erupts like a god damned volcano. Yes, it is for sure suspicious but you're too awkward as his girlfriend to have "the talk."
Man, Janet gave me a Compton Special last night and I erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro.
the dunlop special can be done anywhere. it usually hppens after vast amounts of ket and other various drugs are taken by someone. that someone then suddenly disappears for the rest of the night and not to be seen or spoken to until the next day
man 1: wheres that fucking dickhead gone now
man 2: did u see that massive bag of ket, hes pulled a dunlop special
When a you sits in the corner of a room and films your fiance getting plowed by his father
Fuck me, I just pulled a Nuggzz special
During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
The act or engagement of oral sex
When I went over his house I gave him the amazing pootie special
When I went to his house he asked for some pootie special