Random
Source Code
Random
Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet
Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special
While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.
Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."
1👍 2👎
Anal sex without a condom. "gimme the meat and give it to me raw!"
Elrond gave Durin the Elrond special and they took all episode.
A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
People of African-American descent with bad credit.
Those brothers came out of a Chevy Malibu with 28 inch rims and cracked bumper, it's going to be an 18 special for sure.
Ty. Sorry ladies, he's engaged.
Ty is the epitome of a sizzler special. A big ol piece of man meat