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I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 6, 2010

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holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

by fuck youaa May 31, 2017


What Your Pants Could Do For Me!

A phrase used to pick up military men.

Hey boyssss, what your pants could do for me!!! *winks* -gdaus

by smolsadgal July 22, 2021


No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 9, 2010

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scot freeman: AKA:GuY wItH tHe GiRlS pAnTs

he is soo stupid!! he is gay and careless!! he freakin changed ryan cloud into some brianless idiot!!!!!

he is so careless about school...and he makes it so a bunch of people hate him and his friends!!!!

by ...... February 26, 2005

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zip up his pants when you done

When bro is meat riding somebody it also means zip up his paints when you done sucking his dick

Person 1 Bro kd is better than mj

Person 2 Zip up his pants when you done

by Zip up my pants bitch April 22, 2023

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Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010

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