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To kiss the Blarney Stone is said to bring about a charm on the kisser, to bestow upon them a silver tongue with which they get the gift of the gab to spin flattery, tales, and songs to mesmerize others.
A man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder
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Eating ass so deep she can taste your tongue
Gave her and Australian French kiss last night so good she tasted my dinner from last night
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This occurs when one gay man wants to kill another gay man through anal intercourse with a razor blade. Substitute the penis with a handful of rusty razor blades.
ex: What will does to Matt
Matt: Hey man you want to come back to my place for a nice home cooked meal.
Will: Ill give you a nice home cooked razorblade kiss of death instead
Matt: Sounds Delicious
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When a dog that licks his butt, licks your face
Ew that was one grody butt lick kiss.
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When one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a passionate, gentle kiss. This results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.
Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.
"My first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. I thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine."
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when u r really horny with ur girl , and u finger her w/ ur nose. it is the best frealing in the world. works best if u have a long nose.
(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
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WORST. SONG. EVER.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.
Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*
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