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Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.
A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it
Oh man she’s so good at snake oil
When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals
I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today
It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)
He was as mad as a cut snake.
A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.
Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*
snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "