I'm 12 and what is this?

Sometimes used ironically on image boards like 4chan when someone posts off topic or offensive material on a board where such content is inappropriate. This is usually posted in combination with sage to avoid bumping the thread.

anonA: Furry time!!!1 (explicit image of fluffy creatures)
anonB (sage): Please go away.
anonC (sage): I'm 12 and what is this?

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What about 'em?

Best possible response to the statement, "You're nuts!".

SALLY: Peter, your'e nuts!

PETER: "What about 'em?"

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that's what he said

A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could be interpreted as sexual innuendo. This interjection is used when someone, usually a female, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "he" is typically assumed to be the girl's boyfriend.

The inverse use that's what she said was made popular by the hit TV show The Office.

Scenario: Two girls are getting out of the pool and going to grab towels to dry off...

Girl 1 (while picking up towel): Wow, that's ones really wet!
Girl 2: That's what he said.

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whats the haps

A cool way of saying whats happening or what is going on. Can also be used as a greeting. First used by Sideburns 2003.

Whats the hap? OR Whats the hap man

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That's what she said

A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke

"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."

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whats her face

Phrase used when you are referring to a girl whose name slips your mind for the moment

Did you ask whats her face about tonight?

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what's happenin

Another word for hair under the lower lip not to be confused with a goatee.

What's that he's trying to grow? Oh it's just his what's happenin

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