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October 19th is National Clapping Cheeks Day, a day where some cheeks are gonna be clapped.
“Yo dude, today is National Clapping Cheeks Day! You know what that means”
“No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”
national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!
today is national maxwell the cat day yay
On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob
Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day
National IG & JO Day is every October 10th. It celebrates the best friendship between the most iconic duo to ever exist, aka Igor and Jose.
Happy National IG & JO Day man!
This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend
it’s national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her
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July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
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