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A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina
Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby
When you think you have to fart ... but shockinly shit flys out !
michelle attempted to squeeZe out a beauty , but had a poo fart and left a rose-bud in her unders
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when you fart and green diahria runs down the side of your leg and hits your sock.
Dude i just aliened that one.. go get some tissues.
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A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.
Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!
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!!WARNING!!
The fart that is radioactive that comes from within the pits of hell that will close up your air passage and disintegrate your face leading to death or the nearest hospital.
The fart is believed to have originated from Satan himself.
Person 1: Da fuck is that smell!
Person 2: I DONT KNOW IT BURNSSSSSS!
Person 1: ITS FUCKING A RADIOACTIVE FART FROM FUCKING HELL!!!!!!
Satan: Wahaha die you moda fucka's!
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when some lets a fuckng huge fart out that ripples there arse cheeks and leaves passers by thinking a harley davidson has just rode past.
jade let off a grizzly fart in the middle of aldi leaving everyone deafened as the sound waves rippled her arse cheeks like they were being spanked by a fat jew
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A fart and a laugh together.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!
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