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Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.

"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."

by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021


food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023


food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023


Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022


Serbian Snake Fight

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.

e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

by macca1251 July 18, 2022


Dr. Snake

Dr. Snake is a world-renowned SHuSH Society Member. He is mysterious and is impossible to track down. Many people claimed to be him. One of the most notable is Ibrahim Ahmed, who in 2020 had the audacity to claim himself Dr. Snake. It later turned out that Ahmed was just an average snake. Dr. Snake is said to be the most powerful Shush Member and contains the location of the Silence-Sword - The only weapon powerful enough to pierce Grandmaster Snake's Skin.

Man 1: Hey! ARE YOU DR. SNAKE!?
Man 2: Shuuuuuuuuuush.

by Dr_morbidly.Obese February 2, 2021


Snake Farm

A Wedding ceremony thats done among adult males with the bride in the middle, slinging their snakes towards her.

Dude, we totally snake farm Alondras Wedding.
Yeah , she got snaked farmed

by BigNavy1988 September 2, 2018