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A long terd that originates from the cinnamon ring and gives the appearance of a deadly venomous snake.
"Man, I dropped me one heck of a coco snake after them biscuits for breakfast!"
(N)A frat house drinking game where a male fills their foreskin with alcohol and when someone goes to drink it they urinate in their mouth as well.
I tricked my mates into doing Snake venom shots with the bros.
The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.
"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"
"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"
"Nice!"
A guy who hooks up with girls 10 years younger than him and is very talkative. He also hooked up with someone named flabby.
WOW! that guy over there reminds me of a snake davis.
An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
Someone who is a back-stabber but is also trashy.Will take your wallet if left unattended.Dates your boyfriend or girlfriend behind your back.Is that one friend who has 12 different friend groups all of which contain people she hates.Won't tell you if you have pit stains,pimples,or a camel toe etc
"Did you hear Becky was secretly dating her best friend Rebeca's boyfriend?"
"Damn,I always knew Becky was a trashy snake."