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When a man ejaculates somewhere leaving his " kids" or " babies "
Girl 1: I slept over at my man's house
Girl 2: did he leave his 5 Dancing babies
When you have 5 people that can queue together for a match of League of Legends
Martha: yo lets 5 q. We have 5 people
John: alr lemme get on LOL
The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.
I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.
Those annoying drivers that we seem to get behind every morning on our way to work that are going 5 mph slower then the speed limit.
Tourists that are site seeing and causing traffic backups because they are going 5 under the speed limit.
Sorry I'm late boss. I got behind two 5 unders on my way in this morning.
When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch
"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.
Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."
One of the most popular and recognised guitar progressions in metalcore history.
Person 1: dude! Check it, I just came up with a new riff.
Person 2: sick dude, play it for me!
Person 1: *plays 5-7-8*
Person 2: that’s sick