A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.
Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
Someone who doesnโt do anything in a CFO, usually due to sociological circumstances.
The dirty dog President pulled a Tin Can and watched as the planes entered the tower during a CFO
A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "
Little girl:can I pet that dawg?
Woman: No
Man:...
Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???
Woman:no ๐
Little girl:๐บCaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? ๐บ
Woman:๐๐๐๐
A very good Rollercoaster which is operated by the best employee at europapark (Christopher)
It has an onboard sound track and a creepy moon inside it is themed to baguette and everyone likes it
Let's worship Can Can Coaster
Let's ride Can Can Coaster
A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.