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When a woman sticks her bloody finger up your arse, and then licks it clean.
"That sick bitch down the hall is enjoying a chocolate-dipped strawberry."
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A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience
I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night
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the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her
I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night
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when your fucking your girlfriend while shes on her back, causing your balls to smack against her ass turning them red, you then allow her to relieve herself upon your balls and make her lick it off, giving the effect of chocolate covered cherries
baby you want some chocolate covered cherries, eat these
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When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.
Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!
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When one completes a bowel movement that is of such a length that one end extends above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl resembling the ubiquitous grainy photo of the mythical Scottish Leviathan.
I just ate 90 chicken wings. I bet you twenty dollars that tomorrow's morning dump will be a chocolate Loch-Ness.
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A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.
Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask
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