eat me im fresh

when you hop outta the shower and your coochie be smellin’ fresh as a daisy and ready for a munchin’

oooo boi come on and eat me im fresh

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girls who eat carrots

idk some fag from one direction said something

why is this trending

yo this band died like 5 years ago wake up

"girls who eat carrots'' stupid-ass

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don't shit where you eat

do not scew up or screw someone from where you work and or play.

Joe is screwing sally from work and she is busting his balls all the time while working, just riding his ass all the time. Well, he should know that you "don't shit where you eat"

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jeb bush is eating a live puppy

A throw-away joke from a Family Guy episode (Episode 16 Season 4)

"Hmm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."- Stewie

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Soul-sucking man-eating whore

Amanda Harlot of Limmerick

Amanda is a soul-sucking man-eating whore. :D

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im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.

im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

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“i eat ass with a little stink on it”

Something the extraordinary doctor Jay “That Dude” Perez once said.

when ur friend asks u about what type of ass u eat, u can say “i eat ass with a little stink on it”

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