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when you absolutely blow your pants up
guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!
guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
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Which has nothing to do with anything.
Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."
Durable goods that are no longer desireable or broken that are to be discarded.
my yard is full of hard rubbish / i guess the neighbors must think i run a meth lab
When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person
Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.
One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.
Wow thats The hard working Seth James