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A truly traumatizing experience. Everyone acts like headless troglodytes. Worst 3 years of my life. Literally hell unless your #relatable and actually have real friends
Oh, that poor fifth grader is coming to our middle school next year
The most stressful/idiotic thing on earth.
Me: Yo
Friend: Wat are you doing?
Me: Homework
Friend: You in 5th grade now?
Me: Nope. Sixth Grade (Middle School)
Friend: (hangs up phone)
A bunch of noisy fuckers and hormones packed into a small building.
Welcome to Middle School!
A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."
Or to sugar coat it for them
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"
Middle school is the place where all innocence gets flushed down the toilet and is replaced by dirty jokes, inappropriate behavior, and having yelling contests until the teacher gives you an after-school detention. At this point all the respect that students had for teachers has been flushed down the toilet with their innocence.
Person 1: I can't believe were going to middle school next year! Aren't you excited?
Person 2: No. Middle school is the birth of all inappropriate conversations and actions.
The literal definition of hell, nobody likes it there, you will die there.
You: I'm gonna transfer to another middle school.
Your friend Billy: Good luck dying
A place where all of your friends fuck the literal shit out of each other. If only you were part of that bigass orgy pile.
Dam nigga don't you remembah middle school? That was sum messed up fucken shizzle mah man.