Lonely Night

when you get booted offline on a console

John i’m finna give you a lonely night.

The night rapist

Craig

Is that the wind? No it's the night rapist

"Run tummy the night rapist is here"

Yeye night boss

A term usual used to day goodnight can only use if u are saying it to an absolute GOD or the person saying it is a GOD

Instead of using "gn" when going to bed show dominance and say "yeye night boss"

Homework Night

When you have waited all week until 10 o clock on Sunday night and you remember you have homework for the next day

Hey Pakrid Owen, I have Fucking Homework Night amd I have 3 pieces to do for tomorrow.! "Don't worry" said Makaklingstine Owen " You'll be okay, just try your hardest my little flower of pippette saop glued to my anal erectilla rectum

Romantic Pancake Night

1. A cheap alternative to date night in which a couple stays home, choosing instead to cook and eat a dinner of homemade pancakes together by candlelight.

2. The act of when, during group sex of some level (threesome, foursome, etc.), the participating members of the orgy pile atop each other, while an assisting third party covers said orgy pile in butter and maple syrup.

1. Connor and I are trying to save money, so for date night, instead of going to a fancy restaurant, we are having a Romantic Pancake Night.

2. Deciding to end their double-date with a Romantic Pancake Night, Tom, Sarah, Mike, and Holly called Dave so he could lather them in butter and maple syrup.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

Night clinger

When your girlfriend is low-key clingy but waits until it’s dark out so that she can blame the clinginess on you.

Boyfriend: relaxing
Girlfriend: relaxing
(Sun goes down)
Girlfriend: attacks boyfriend

Boyfriend: babe, you’re such a night clinger.