A shitty ship that will never work!
hey, u like thunder x ashley? nah
Sparkle x Yoshi are gay men who love eachother!
Sparkle X Yoshi are a cute couple.
When someone lays on their belly flat and a male mounts them laying flat himself . Using their hands to spin them around like a propeller blade on a helicopter
Steve: Hey Markus what are you doing later today?
Mark: Nothing much. Just got done with The Propeller X.
Steve: O man with who bro?
Markus: My boy Jesse just showed me. He was the propeller.
Steve: That's fucking sick man. I knew you were more then a dick vampire.
the best ship in the world, no doubt they can’t keep denying their feelings!
kristen x rossing is the best ship
Sheer torture where you stop understanding math because it got mixed up with letters.
They told us to find the value of "x" in math class,I officially gave up on ever graduating at that moment.
This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"