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The start of an extremely long and complex story.
Person 1: What did you say happen last night?
Person 2: So basically, at 2 am we decided to hook up with someone who turned out to be...
Why?
Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"
when the food is so good you feel like your butt is wet.
this burger is so good, my butt cheeks are so wet!
The word you use when you're trying to start a conversation and don't know what to say, so you desperately try to think of something or wait for the other(s) to say something.
(P1 walks up and sits with P2)
*awkward silence*
P1: So...