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Bird kissing is when you give your partner gentle, small kisses on the cheeks.
Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!
Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle
I can go get any shit ass bird
basically what happens when your in a pond with a frog with some gay as voice and they throw a 3 layer ball at your face just for you to kick it
Student 1: Kicking
Kappa: GREAT BIRD CLAW SPIKE POW
Student 2: OH SHI I FORGOR ABOUT THE
Student 2 has Drowned peacefully, keep kicking your ballsack.
Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
Emeka.
A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
A species of bird the flys backwards sooo fast.. It disappears up it's own arse.
Homogooly bird.....
Someone who talks so much crap, they could disappear up their own arse and it wouldn't make a difference how you viewed them. ("Ok Tom")