When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in
Damn, I just had a two person threesome
One’s own individual biscuit.
Would you like your personal biscuit buttered?
Someone whose personality makes them repulsive to look at. A personality uggo can be physically attractive, but their personality must ruin any last bit of attractiveness in them.
Rina: Jay is such a personality uggo.
Sarah: But he’s so hot?
Rina: Yeah, but knowing that he likes to wear shirts with hate symbols just ruins everything for me.
At it's simplest, an economy that's monetary value is measured in private data and intelligence.
By submitting my email address to urban dictionary, I will be adding to the personal information economy
A delusional narcissist that thinks they are better than everyone
I am a ten gallon person. I give and want love on a 10 gallon level. But most people are pint people. It's just not fair! Why do I have to be better than everyone?!
A guy who tells you he wants a family, but after he makes a baby with you, he disappears👻
I'm a family type of person, but I left my ex after I ۟m inside her.
A fistfight.
"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."