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To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there
Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.
Can be used as an insult also
Bethan do you punch the gammon?
Example: I will punch you in the gammon!
Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole
Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you
From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"
Using ones hand, and forearm as a rectal stimulation device, not using any lubricants, or sanitizer.
My girlfriends snatch had lung cancer, so I gave her the pioneer punch.