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5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

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Late Night Rule

any internet conversations after 11pm can be ignored and do not count if brought up at a later date

"Do you not remember what i told you last night?"
"it was after 11pm so it doesn't count"
"What sort of crap rule is that?"
"You have never heard of the Late Night Rule?"

by The Internets-1854 August 15, 2008

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Basic Rule of Rock

Any time you hear the word "rock" in a rock song, change it to "fuck" for the true meaning of the line/song.

Some prime examples for the Basic Rule of Rock:
"Rock" You Like a Hurricane by the Scorpions
"Rock" and Roll All Night by Kiss

by Arch D. April 9, 2011

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road rules

What you say if you think a road is neat.

This road rules!

by PigsCantFly July 26, 2003

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road rules

Your mother

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

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road rules

The events and perserverances taking while traveling on the road for a long time.

On our travel to Canada, we used road rules

by Slof July 13, 2003

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Rule #8

Rule #9 is incorrect

1: Rule #8 doesn't exist. That's rule #9
2: But rule#8 says that rule #9 is incorrect
universe: *explodes*

by Officialmuffinman May 19, 2018

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