limp shot

masturbating/fucking so fast that you ejaculate before you get hard

That chick last night was so hot i did a limp shot

Shot himself in the foot

Shoot yourself in the foot. It is a term that means someone did something stupid that resulted in hurting himself. It comes from the Old West when people would carry guns in holsters that could accidentally discharge at the wearers feet.

Vlad shot himself in the foot when he invaded Ukraine.

Shot of Head

A quick shot of oral pleasure

I want a shot of head

Pump shot

Urban slang relating to premature ejaculation.

David's in the dog house after he pump shot Sheila

Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal

Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.

I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

shot bird

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.

Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

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