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Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.

Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”

by Sherbear1387 January 29, 2020


breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016


snake smacking day

A day went people come together to hit snakes

Wow it's snake smacking day hooray

by January 23, 2023


Cunt Snake

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.

Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.

by Walvas June 12, 2022


Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.

James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"

by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 8, 2020


Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 6, 2017


Snake Tounge

The act of shitting a malliable log while wearing a G-String with enough force to get it to split it down the middle resembling the tounge of a serpent.

"Center it up, the sides arn't symmetrical on that "Snake Tounge"."

by DirtyDan_ January 14, 2014