A tiddie snake is a snake that lives inside a girls bra. Preferably if the girl has big tiddies. Tiddie snakes really like cute hats, lollipops and pizza. They also like to lick stuff.
Haver you seen my tiddie snake named Nugget? He is so cute, even though he licks me all the time.
When something just makes complete and utter sense!
Drinking wine with the bubble butts right now makes snake 🐍
The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)
She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.
To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.
Take a leak, piss, wee etc...
"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."
Where a man would cream pie a woman, but after doing so would suck all of the semen out of the vagina and spit it out next to him like snake venom.
I did the snake charmer on that freaky bitch last night, won’t lie not gonna do it again.
A building where snake breeders and snake enthusiasts buy, sell, produce, and simply enjoy exotic animals.
I can't wait to hit the Snake Trap and grab a new Double Het Clown Pastel Pied Python.
A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)