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girl: i gotta go
boy: where you goin girl
girl: i gotta take care of some stuff
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Never let them take you alive means that in situations that resemble a choice between surrender or fighting to the death, choose to fight. If the enemy is going to take your body, it it sure as hell isn’t going to be alive.
(Javier) “Wow, there’s just no hope for living the life I pictured.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”
(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”
A threat aimed at someone who is touching you in an uncomfortable or aggravating way.
guy 1: Look, just cuz the hottest girl in school dumped you doesn't mean anything. *puts arm around guy 2*
pissed off guy 2: Take it off before I break it off.
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Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
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a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.
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Taking someone to town who is acting like a dog
'I'm gonna take you to town...
On a leash!'
Take him to town on a leash
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A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public
Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"
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