When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
Post-Exercise Poop Talk: The only time you give enough of a fuck to read and respond your wife's DMs, because you're too otherwise too bored from blowing through the porcelain already
I thought my nigga actually be taking time to message me but the whole time he was just sitting there giving me a pep talk
Ass talk is when two men flatulate when the other one stops flatulating, making it sound like a conversation.
My friends had way to much ass talk in the public bathroom
speak or communicate with someone in a way to wrongly accuse them of hypocrisy or ask "How would you feel if someone does this to you?" or any questions related to that.
The teacher pussy-talks at a student who is genuinely uncomfortable with anyone messing with him.
Slang term used when guys like highly intelligent girls and hear their conversations. Young men that use this term use this as a substitute for "Talk dirty to me", because it is more respectful and overall classier, and compliments the woman on her intelligence and achievements in obtaining her PhD in the field of her choice. Same for the opposite sex.
Guys be like: "Talk doctorate to me, woman."
When bored guys rag on each other at work, with no actual harm intended.
shop talk example:
Person 1: "Need a hand carrying that box?"
Box Carrier: "Nah, I got it"
Person 2 (Usually shouted from a neighboring room): "He could use the exercise anyway"
Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!
Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.