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Shit in a Can

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen

Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can

by T.T.R October 23, 2020


How off can a lime really be

how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022


GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.

now all ya need to do is..
**GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN**

by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022


A weapon that can end it

Jermaine cole aka jcole is the definition of a weapon that can end it.

Yo bro he is a j.cole don't even try to mess with him.

Yo bro he is a weapon that can end it don't even try to mess with him.

by Lack of confidence January 28, 2023


Can I get an owa owa

What you would say to a chihuahua to make them say owa owa. Originated from the dog Pudgy

Pudgywoke: Hey Pudgy, can I get an owa owa?
Pudgy: OWA OWA

by incon March 16, 2021


🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

what in the gen z

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

by burn your fat November 25, 2024


Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 4, 2024