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National eat a tree day

National eat a tree day is when you eat a tree

It’s national eat a tree day go eat a tree

by Skythefortnitegod May 13, 2020

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girls who eat carrots

idk some fag from one direction said something

why is this trending

yo this band died like 5 years ago wake up

"girls who eat carrots'' stupid-ass

by Brozinga2 April 3, 2021

6πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


don't shit where you eat

do not scew up or screw someone from where you work and or play.

Joe is screwing sally from work and she is busting his balls all the time while working, just riding his ass all the time. Well, he should know that you "don't shit where you eat"

by oldcoprs1 November 4, 2010

192πŸ‘ 219πŸ‘Ž


jeb bush is eating a live puppy

A throw-away joke from a Family Guy episode (Episode 16 Season 4)

"Hmm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."- Stewie

by JRSweeTooth April 5, 2016

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Soul-sucking man-eating whore

Amanda Harlot of Limmerick

Amanda is a soul-sucking man-eating whore. :D

by Saaaaaraaaah October 11, 2004

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.

im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

by zev January 22, 2004

21πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle May 31, 2018

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