A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.
A humble brag.
“Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”
Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it
I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity
To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.
Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
scientific term which means "after performing a high throughput screen" (latin, literally "after sifting")
"Fortunately, there exists an expanding arsenal of approaches for target elucidation post cribrum."
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.
Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎