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the sadness or depression that comes after watching the vampire diaries
Why are you so sad?
I just finished the vampire diaries… now i have Post-TVD Depression
after watching the vampire diaries you are depressed
why are you so sad?
i just watched the vampire diaries- i have Post-TVD depression now
When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.
I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock”
The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.
God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!
Lame excuse for wanting your way in life.
In other words, it's for stupid people.
Man, I don't like math; I'm just gonna say I disagree on my next test, because, you know, post-factual.
Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.
Post-page hard-on (PPH)