shipwreck in shallow water

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately

"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"

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arrowhead spring water

Quite easily the absolute worst water ever in existence. Taste like straight ass.

Guy 1: hey would you like some arrowhead spring water?

Guy 2: I'd rather eat Ariana Grande's asshole than drink your nasty ass water

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Watering Hole

A gay sex term. When the sex partner licks the other partner's asshole. Also known as "Ass Eating".

Male 1: "I'm gonna take a drink from your Watering Hole."
Male 2: " Oh yes! Fuck yeah! Eat my ass! Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!"

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Break the water line

A large anus dump in a normal water-filled toilet where the turds stack up high enough so they are actually no longer covered by water...Hence, breaking the water line.

1. Never consume chili, eggs and a protien shake in one day...because the next day you will take a shit so large it will break the water line

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whitesboro water bottle

in sex when you use an ice dildo and it melts in her vagina and when fully melted you drink the cold water from her pussy

yeah dude she finnally let me give her a whitesboro water bottle, it tasted like the blue gatorade.

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Muddy water

When you do anal in a bath and the shitty water is all that remains

Chad: can we get out the bath I’m tired of all this muddy water

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water stealer

to be like the lizard race from v the tv series

dude:zomg that pakis a water stealer
dudette:never mind that shit i heard they eat your kids!

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