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One dick in a chick's pussy (pink) and one dick in her asshole (stink)
Pornstars like 1 in the pink 1 in the stink!
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you must be screaming very loudly
chill dude
1: RUN ITS A FCKING VOLCANO!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!11!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111111!11111!!!!!!!!11!!!1!
2: i aint seein nothing
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When you put a women on her shoulders with a shot glass in her vagina and flip her up and take the shot
Man: Wanna try 1 women 1 shot?
Women: Sure but don't drop me!
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some kid from 2008: -searches 1 man 1 jar because he was told by his friends-
man: -crouches for a jar to go up his anus-
man: -glass shatters while in his anus-
man: -puddles of blood hit the ground-
man: -makes no sort of noise of pain or anything-
guess you can say he took it like a champ
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On January 10th, 2015: Louis Tomlinson hereby decreed that we are now called 1 Dizzle fans
The 50+1 rule (German: 50+1-Regel) is an informal term used to refer to a clause in the regulations of the Deutsche Fußball-Liga. The clause states that, in order to obtain a license to compete in the Bundesliga, a club must hold a majority of its own voting rights.
RB Leipzig broke the 50+1 rule in the Bundesliga, and brought much hate.
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Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*
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