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anyone girl born on this day is hot asf and deserves the best
someone: whens your birthday?
us: dec 28th
someone: that explains why your so hot ily
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national do whatever your boyfriend says
Hey karen you hear what day it is tomorrow April 28, national do whatever your boyfriend says
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National Joke Day! Fuck April 1st, it’s so stupid, why not make october 28 joke day?
Ben- “I fucking hate you alex lol” Alex- “Wtf man, oh i forgot it’s October 28, lol happy joke day.”
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National lose your virginity day! If ur a virgin go out and fuck your girlfriend.
Guy: its april 28 we have to fuck
Girl: but why
Guy: april 28 is national lose your virginity
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Since the previous day was “beat a furry day” it’s beat a homophobe day today to get revenge on those bitches 🤪
Furry 1: hey furry 2 let’s go beat those homophobes since it’s November 28 for attempting to beat us up
Furry 2: ok!!!
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National day of shaking ass on your crush.
Girl: Hey
Boy: Hey
Girl: Close your eyes
Boy: Ok?
Girl: *start twerking*
Boy: What was that?
Girl: Is 28 November
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A film set to release in 2007 that tells the story of three guys that try to invent a legend...
Stemming from a mention in Steven Furrow's independent film, "Clock Knockers," the term refers to both 6:28pm and June 28th. 6/28 is the official day for having sex with two women at the same time - a play on "pi" equalling roughly 3.14, which when doubled equals "6.28" (pi being a pun for "pie," which is slang for vagina).
Legend has it that any man has the power to achieve the ultimate goal of 628 on 6/28, with 6:28pm being the perfect time to make the move.
Lunchbox, an overweight and downright ugly independent wrestler in Florida, was the first to formally celebrate 628. Nobody really believed he could do it, but sure enough, at 6:28pm he made his move and woke up at 6:28am with the biggest smile ever on his face... and herpes, he woke up with those, too.
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