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International spoil your girl day
What is he doing ?
He’s surprising his girlfriend.
Why ?
It’s 22 November, international spoil your girl day!!
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National spend time with your sister day 🌸
National Birthday Day!!! ✨💀🥳
hey! It’s your birthday June 22nd ✨ Happy Birthday Little Sister !!!
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A is smoking a joint
B wanna smoke
-B: "22"
-A: Here!
And B gets the joint (theoretically)
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International Shove Your Dick In A Man Day
Hey Stevie is june 22 open up!
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March 22?? Apart from Mcr breaking up.
March 22 is the best birthday ever! Jam out to Mcr all day and chill. Sounds like a rocking birthday to me.
Person 1: Ay yo, when’s your birthday?
Person 2: March 22?
Person 1: You lucky little shit
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The word Catch-22 was coined from the Joeseph Heller novel "Catch-22", a humorous satire about WWII pilots. Catch-22 is used when pilots try to get out of bombing duty. It is military law that anyone insane is allowed to be ejected from the army on honorary-leave. However, if the pilot asks to be ejected because he is insane, that shows personal concern for his own safety, and thusly he must not be insane, and connot leave. This ensured that all pilots could not get out of the military on charges of insanity. There are no other catches, just Catch-22.
Today, Cath-22 generally refers to:
1. A situation which will deal negative results no matter what choice is made.
2. The WWII book which deals with this catch and carries the same title.
3. The rock band
1. "If I leave, my parents are going to kill me, but if I don't, my girlfriend will dump me. This is a real Catch-22."
2. You should read Catch-22 by Joeseph Heller. It's very funny.
3. I just saw Catch-22 live last night!
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National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day. Everyone is to find a way to stick an empty water bottle on their article of clothing they wear over their chest for that day.
Have you been sticking a water bottle to you chest on National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day? It’s April 22!
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