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When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
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The times when your girlfriend is menstruating so you can't have sex or do anything sexual to her vagina. This means she might feel guilty for no pleasure for the boyfriend. This means your girlfriend goes down on you much more often than normal which results in more blow jobs for the boyfriend
BJ season comes around every 20 days or so in any relationship. The male looks forward to BJ season while the female does not due to bleeding of the vagina
Bill: Hey George, it looks like you going hunting! I guess Stacey is alone for the weekend?
George: Oh no, not at all. I will be with Stacey all weekend. I am staying home all and do not plan to leave bed
Bill: Then what are you hunting?
George: I am getting ready for tomorrow... Its BJ season!
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A woman who has a totally hot face and/or upper half of the body, but the bottom half just is not fucking worth it at all. In other words, you'd do her face, just not anything else.
Mike:Dude, look at that one over there! The blonde one with the BJ Bod!
Tom:Totally, fuck yeah.
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The feeling of having sore cheeks after giving a bj the night before, especially prevalent when it was a perticularly intense bj, or it has been a while since you gave your last bj. Makes it difficult and/or painful to do any other activities involving sucking, even light sucking, such as kissing, drinking through a straw, etc.
Hey, could you get me a spoon for my smoothie? I have a bad case of bj cheeks.
She was so amazing last night, poor girl must have bj cheeks today.
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When you give your man a blowjob in the car.
We were sitting in our driveway and I gave my man a car bj while we were sitting in the car.
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When you're sitting in your car getting a blowjob from someone.
I received a car bj from my girl the other day when we were sitting in our car outside of a restaurant. She just swallowed my cum.
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That feeling when the sun hits you after an 11 mile hike in the rain.
ABW 13'
As he took off his mud soaked boots, a ray of light crested the ridge onto his backpack.
"SUN BJ!" He yelled exuberantly.
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