The weed that will knock any veteran smoker on their ass, and make the rest immobile. Smells dank, looks dank, and tastes like blueberry. Gives a very unique brain high coupled with a great body high.
- "I had been smoking on medical trainwreck and hindu kush for a month, and then when I went back to the 253 my buddy hooked me up with some blueberry yum yum and one joint knocked me on my ass for hours."
- "Me and my friend shared a blunt of blueberry yum yum and we couldn't finish it, and my friend couldn't move."
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Type of Weed made popular by Ludacris, it is a slightly hashy weed with a fruity taste simmalar to blueberry's. Better stuf (stuff *real* growers smoke) tastes more simmilar to a rough black berryish taste, also the plants are not as pale in Ludacrisis video those are probly Skunk or Dutch because blueberry forms darker shades of green/blue as it gets closer to where they bud.
blueberry yum yum? sweet heart, dont settle for weed if you want real chronic have soem of my Dutch Fire Dragon..
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When you take a shit in a port-a-john and the blue water splashes back on your balls and ass.
My ass and balls look like I sat in a blueberry snow cone.
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when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.
No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.
Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...
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a type of weed that has some hwo been grown with a blueberry plant so that it has a similar flavor to blueberrys.
Yess, fire fire got me so tired ima stop drop and rooooooolll
Put a wet towel under the doooooooor
Dont pass it I cant take it no mooooore
Somebody take a trip down to the stoooooore
hurry please cus i need some snacks snacks snacks snacks
and how long will it take to get back back back back
Yes indeed ima lil off track track track track track
Off this weed and im full of that yac yac yac yac yac
Get on in that stinkin Lincoln crank it up and riiiiide
and it aint enuff room to fit the other chicks inside
Im so hungry wit tha munchies ima eat everyting insiiiiiide
Me and my blueberrys together and everythings all right
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1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
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Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.
that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!
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