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The 30th of every month (if there is a 30th day) is hit, slap, throw, kick (you name it) short people day. On this day you are legally allowed and bound to abuse a person who is shorter than you.
Eyo, it's the 30th today, do you know what that means???
Yes! It's The 30th of every month!
Every living BeJrooooming as in every living being. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙 ✨.
I invented and made and created every living BeJrooooming. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
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Person 1: did you every saw a so fast dog?
Person 2: wut
These chads have a wide range of Skyblock knowledge and enjoy using every weapons in the whole Hypixel Skyblock server. Then went up with strategies to maximizing the potential of the weapon they use. Also it is recorded that some even spend hundred millions of coins maxing their famous weapon out. Like Palikka, a man maxing out an AOTJ (Aspect of the Jerry).
This man is magnifecent! He teached me how to use my weapons properly. He enjoyed any weapon he used! My pro friend said he's a rare type of player called "Every Weapons Enjoyer"!
- A random Lapis Non-
Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry
"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz