me cago en dios

An expression of Spanish origin literally translating to "I shit on God." Used to express anguish and frustration over the trials of existence. See also me cago en diez.

As a foreigner in Spain, when my Spanish friend dropped her homework in the gutter and exclaimed "Me cago en dios!" I was aghast.

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Me cago en diez

Spanish for "I shit on ten", which doesn't make much sense in English. It's really a corruption of "me cago en Dios" (I shit on God).

When Pedro found out his car had been stolen he yelled: "¡Me cago en diez!"

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Barre en couille

c'est comme part en couille mais en prison. Ca barre en couille.

C t comment dans le joint
Yo ca barre en couille ici

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loco en el coco

Crazy, mad, like in the Spanish version of the Cypress Hill song Insane in the brain

Yo soy loco en el coco, cabron

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GIT EN MAH BELLAY!

What you say to someone when you intend on eating them.

Fat Bastard: Ahm gonna eat chew! Ahm beegar than yew! Ahm haiur the fewd chen. GIT EN MAH BELLAY!

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Tu mai en tanga

Your mom on a thong but in Spanish. Usually said when you don't wanna answer a question or have nothing to say(or if your just trying to be funny) .

-Hey do you wanna guess what my next cosplay will be?

-tu mai en tanga

Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)

Inability to fall asleep at night after taking evening naps. You come home from work and take a nap from 7-9. As a result, you can't fall asleep until well after midnight. The next day, the same cycle repeats itself and so on and so forth.

"You've crashed on the couch after dinner the last two nights and then haven't been able to fall asleep until 2 a.m.? You must have Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)!"

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