10:30

Similar to 4:20, it's for parents of small children who wait until after the kids are in bed before they smoke pot.

Old friend: Happy 4:20!
Mikeyramone74: Not anymore. I have to wait until the kids are asleep. Hit me up at 10:30.

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ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

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7:30

If you are 7:30 that means you crazy

gangsta: You don't have my money, I'ma get 7:30 on yo ass...bitch!!

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August 30

National finger your girl best friend day. Invite your girl best friend over for a finger blasting!

“Dude, it’s August 30th, you know what that means”

“What?”

“I get to finger your sister today!”

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October 30

The national fuck a bald guy day where you fuck a bald guy

Guy:(Stares)
Bald guy : What?
Guy: It’s October 30
Bald guy: Shit

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November 30

November 30 is national hug your boyfriend day

Madi: Hey Josh!
Josh: Hey!
*madi hugs josh*
Josh: wait, why'd you hug me?
Madi: It's November 30!

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April 30

National eat ass day is on April 30th. This tradition started not too long ago, a very important day many would agree. On April 30 2017 it was Kylie Jenner’s first time eating ass. We all celebrate this day because of her. She ate it so well.

Kylie Jenner : hey Rob guess what it’s national eat ass day

Rob Kardashian: what’s that?
Kendall Jenner: it’s the day Kylie first ate ass
Rob Kardashian: no...*backs away*
Kylie Jenner: Rob seriously it was on the show, your so forgetful!
Rob Kardashian: look I’m sorry ok
Kylie Jenner: ok well I forgive you but today you have to eat an ass
Rob Kardashian: wat
Kylie Jenner: every April 30th everyone eats ass to honor the day I first at ass
Rob Kardashian: ohhh

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