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A sleep-o-gasm is an orgasm in your sleep, and you dont know wot happened..
Jimmy:Snore....Snore.....Splat!
Next morning....
Mom: O My God! Jimmy! u had a sleep-o-gasm
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A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.
Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!
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When you think you need to take a dump, go and sit on the toilet for minutes, nothing comes out, so you stand up and leave feeling somewhat unaccomplished and awkward.
Geoff: Dude I just took a 3 minute sitter
Bill: I know how you feel, I had an Anti-shit-gasm myself this morning
Geoff: Did you flush? I never know whether to flush
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A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.
My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!
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A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
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A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!
I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!
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Relating to the action that happens that happens when you see or talk to someone amazing. This can occur at either first sight of a person or after the person says something that instigates being turned on.
1. "I realy want to bang you right now."
2."..."
1-"You ok?"
2-"I just had a mini-gasm!"
1-"Why?"
2- "Your just so amazing that it just happend."
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