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The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized
Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?
Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"
Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
The act of a housewife or a girlfriend who gets motivated to clean either dishes, laundry or other household items etc. after several glasses of wine
Looks like mom has had a couple glasses of Merlot tonight; she is on her wine and shine routine!
When one has consumed wine to such a quantity that there is no longer room in there belly. Thus wine is then sweat out of the body in a drunken hazy.
My girlfriend drank so much wine last night that she woke up soaked from a case of the wine sweats.
When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.
-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."